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Just for Grins – The End is Near

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The End is Near

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near. Turn back now before it is too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by. 

From around the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says, “Bridge Out” instead?”

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4 thoughts on “Just for Grins – The End is Near”

  2. The bridge is out. I enjoyed that. Then ‘The END could be around the corner too?’ Anyway, I have a message to tell you about Revelation. The message is from God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost, respectively sent in the Spring of 2006. It is about the meaning of First is Last and Last is First . The message is this: In the morning I go to Heaven. In the afternoon I live my life. In the evening I die, death. What does this mean? In other words this means Birth is Last and Last is Birth. To understand this don’t think from point A to point B. Think of this as a continuous circle of life. Birth, Life, Death, Birth. God also said that Judgment will be before Birth in Heaven. AS birth on Earth is painful so will birth in Heaven. It is possible that this message was delivered by one of God’s Angels. Yes, God has recently made contact and he sent a messenger. Spread this message along, just like a chain letter. OH, one more thing of interest. Did you know that Mike Douglas Died on his Birthday? Melanie Stephan

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  3. You can read more of what God had to say during the month of Aug. 2007, on this website Non-Prophet, Are you going to Hell? Melanie also gives PROOF that God made contact on this site. The proof is in the story of 3 famous people Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin and Nancy Reagan. I hope you get it. God went to a lot of trouble to get his message out. He is also worried about all of his creations. Than means he is thinking of you too.

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  4. Thank you Melanie – God/Source speaks to each of us in whatever way we are willing to listen. And for those who prefer getting it through the grapevine…there are lots of creative and dynamic alternatives. : )

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